Funny, he doesn't look pornish

1000 pardons for the lack of posting - been a busy 2 weeks as I am up to my eyeballs in Poseidon and Superman Returns. (If you really love me, go see them both....twice)

So I recently joined myspace and set up my own page. Don't get excited, no shots of me doing keg stands or wearing revealing clothing. I added just enough personal information to distinguish myself from the 23-year-old Mike Carlin who just got home from Iraq and the 28-year-old Mike Carlin from Tennessee...but not so much personal information that I can never get a job working for the Government.

I actually joined so that I could drop a quick 'hello' to an old friend with whom I've lost touch, but recently learned was very active on myspace.

This was Friday.

By Saturday afternoon I had received half a dozen come-ons, invitations, solicitations, what have you, for all sorts of things which don't bear repeating.

(But I could sketch them for you)